I know I joke about it but pls don’t actually see 50 shades of grey, even ironically.

Don’t buy the books, don’t even watch the trailer without an ad blocker—don’t give this franchise any money.

If you’re into bdsm, I would rather you just ask me for fic recs than invest in that dangerous representation of relationships in general and bdsm specifically

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Mary Lambert Sings Wheatus’ “Teenage Dirtbag” LIVE at Billboard as part of our Candid Covers video series. December 2013.

#she says she thought teenage dirtbag was a lesbian love song!!!!!! #i can’t believe i never saw how perfectly that fits!!!!!!!!

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adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

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resume: an introverted night person desperately trying to be an extroverted morning person

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If your thighs touch then you’re one step closer to being a mermaid so who’s the real winner here

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  • wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you
  • stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahahagaHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA


Embrace mom jeans and granny panties. Stop punishing women for growing old. Stop punishing women for being comfortable.

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