things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with
things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus
I know I joke about it but pls don’t actually see 50 shades of grey, even ironically.
Don’t buy the books, don’t even watch the trailer without an ad blocker—don’t give this franchise any money.
If you’re into bdsm, I would rather you just ask me for fic recs than invest in that dangerous representation of relationships in general and bdsm specifically